Martin Rochlin. The Heterosexual Questionnaire.
The only interesting thing that has ever come out of uni so far.
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Penelope Cruz & Jeff Bridges as Belle & Prince Adam for Disney’s Theme Park ad. Photographed by Annie Leibovitz.
IF FOOTBALLERS LIVED IN THE STAR TREK UNIVERSE || Commander Xabi Alonso (Spock) of the U.S.S. Real Madrid
Insert my usual disclaimer of this shit not making any sense. I’m continuing mostly because I made 5 of these out of pure boredom, so I figured I’d post them all. If anyone actually re-blogs/likes them I might post the rest
and also make other teams suffer this madness other than RM.Why is Xabi the counterpart to Commander Spock? Other than the obvious intelligence and necessity to the team counterbalancing the “recklessness” of their Captains (who due to my lunacy is Cris), nothing really phases the both of them. Calm, cool, collected, and classy. I have no idea why, but Xabi would totally be a Vulcan.
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